Mean Mommy Evidence #1: Telephone

Oldest came storming into the room, shrieking about the current crisis upstairs. I held up my hand in a STOP position and asked the lady I was speaking with to please hold.

"Do you see this phone growing out of my ear? It means I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!! Take your medicine and go to bed. Good night."

I returned to my conversation. "Someone put a hole in their soap. Oh the humanity! Pat yourself on your back RIGHT NOW that you only have one!"