Recalling a few funny things

You know it's a good movie when...

Dad (loudly): "What the Hell kind of pornography are you all watching?!?"

Mom, Josh, and Me: "Rocky Horror Picture Show."

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Many years ago... a husband got a clue and shocked us both...

Me (on phone to friend): I just heard. It's final!

Friend: Oh good! I know you are happy that's done...

Friend's Normally Clueless Husband: Oh, her divorce came final?

(Long pause...)

Me: He's really with it tonight, isn't he?

Friend: Yeah. Weird.

Me: What's he been taking?

Friend: Don't know, but I'd better get him some more...

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In Preparation for our trip to Maine...

Mother-in-law is giving us directions: Get off I-95 onto US Highway 1...

Hubby: Where?

MIL: Just get onto US 1.

Hubby: Where? Where do we get onto US1? What city?

MIL: Just get off I-95 onto US 1.

Hubby: Do you know how long US 1 is?

MIL: No...

Hubby: US 1 starts in Florida and ends at the Canadian border. Know how many times US 1 crosses I-95?

MIL: How many?

Hubby: Hundreds... Let me talk to Dad.