And How Has YOUR Week Been?

Starting with last Friday...

All last week I was busy with The Red Door Sale at church. On Friday, Oldest woke up and informed me, between coughs, that her throat hurt. I took her to the doctor instead of heading to church. She was poked for blood, then X-rayed head and chest. Some where in there a rapid strep test was done. I passed the baton to Hubby and he took over. I went on to church and they visited the pharmacy to get antibiotics for her sinus infection.

Saturday, Hubby had a meeting. I had three children with me at The Red Door Sale. The Boy Child took offense at one of the workers helping himself to one of the doughnuts I had purchased on the way. "Don't eat Mommy's doughnuts!!!" The old guy was startled.

"No, son, Mr. Marvin is allowed to have a doughnut. That's why I bought TWO DOZEN." I refused to allow the doughnuts to be sold as part of the bake sale, instead pointing out their existance to our workers. Marvin's wife said that she wasn't surprised that he had jumped on the doughnut. She "never buys them". I'm glad Marvin didn't let TBC chase him away. Marvin deserved that doughnut.

Want to see funny? Watch three old ladies try to teach my son the finer points of negotiation ACROSS THE ROOM... at full volume. "TELL HER YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO PAY 50 CENTS FOR THAT PUZZLE!!!" "TELL HER THAT ORCA IS ONLY WORTH 25 CENTS." Once our cashiers realized what was going on, the negotiations went much smoother.

We all came home and collapsed. I was still barely able to move on Sunday. I slept half the day, plagued by migraines.

Monday dawned and The Boy Child had an attitude. I was ready to tear his little butt up and send him to school when he stood his ground and said, "Mommy, I'm telling you I just don't feel good enough to go to school." This was different than "don't WANT to go". I touched him and he was feverish.

Lovely.

Middlest had missed the bus. We all boarded Mhyrk and dropped her at school. I made an appointment for The Boy Child. The deposit and report for The Red Door Sale got done. We arrived at the doctor's office and I informed Oldest she was going back to the exam room so the doctor could see that she wasn't better yet.

Well... The doc said that TBC only had a virus, no need for antibiotics. Due to a mix up in the back, Oldest had two rapid strep tests. TBC had one rapid strep test. Neither had strep. Yippee. Oldest was written a note for the entire week, so she would have plenty of time to get better. This made her third trip to see Dr. T in three weeks. He wanted her completely well before going back to school. I was told to keep the boy home until his fever was completely gone. Lots of Robitussin CF and fever reducers were called for.

We have mostly stuck to the house all week. Sometime on Tuesday, TBC started complaining that his right ear hurt when I tried to take his temperature in the ear. You could tell just by looking at him that he did not feel good at all. On Wednesday evening, I noticed the mucus in his left eye. Then he barfed on me. And the sofa. It was a special shade of green. Blue Slurpee will do that. Especially when mixed in the tummy with Yellow Slurpee.

More lovely.

OK, Thursday: We got to the doctor's office at just after nine. My child is talented. If it is above his neck, it's infected.

Double ear infection. Check.

Sinus infection. Check.

Double ocular infection (both eyes filled with mucus). Check. This is not necessarily "pink eye", but I have to keep my hands washed as if it is.

We have the Pink Medicine (Yay!*) and eye drops.

*We loves the Pink Medicine. Long story, involving a pink balloon and TBC.

At this point I've finally convinced him that I'm not poking his eye out with a cotton swab. He sits still and I nab the yucky green lumps out the corner of his eyes. Even his tears are tinted green.

Is it time for that stiff drink yet? Please?

When last we met, Janie had poison ivy... and a fire story

Although itchy spots are still being dealt with, I think I'm FINALLY healed up. All ivy in the yard will be KILLED in the near future. That's a promise. The only way around that would be for us to move to a (nicer) house in the next couple of months.

I have survived several days at home with three children. My parents visited for a few days. On Saturday, I took Mom with me as we ran an errand and I almost ended up running off the road.

As we traveled down a local road, we passed the scene of a fire, the remains still smoking. Our hair dresser and gun shop had burned down, along with the other four businesses on that side. I felt sick. All those people (50+) out of a job less than a week before Christmas! Middlest was in the back seat, trying mightily not to cry. Mom recalled an incident when Middlest was just a bun in the oven. Oldest had been collecting gravel from their parking lot. Mom told her, "They have all those rocks numbered. They'll miss them if you take any." Oldest listened and put the rocks back.

On Monday prior to Christmas, my parents headed home. I took the girls and went to the scene of the fire, excuse being we were going to see the chiropractor. I had called the chiropractic office early that morning and was relieved to hear the receptionist's voice on their machine. When business hours had started, I called again and spoke to the doctor. "Yes, we're open. And thankful!!!"

I was overwhelmingly happy when we ran into our hairdresser, the Wonderful Karen, just out front of the chiropractor's office. We had panned to get Oldest's hair cut that day, but the fire ruined everything. Wonderful Karen was there attempting to meet clients and make other arrangements for future appointments. I got her cell number, then went to talk to the gun shop owner. I gave a hug and told her when/if she got back into business, I'd be happy to order a gun from her. I guess my procrastination was a good thing this time. I had not placed my order (or gave money) for a weapon yet. It will be awhile now.

Apparently ATF agents were notified by the fire department and arrived on scene while the fire was still being fought. While ammunition was going off in the heat, the ATF agents pulled out all the records that they could get. At that time it was unknown if the fire had been set to cover a burglary, so they needed all the serial numbers they could find. It is believed LOTS of guns were destroyed in the fire. If any show up later, we'll know different.

Today I took The Boy Child to see the fire scene. We met one of the business owners. He showed us the melted tail lights on his company truck. This older gentleman tried very hard to not cry as he told me "Everything happens for a purpose, even if we don't know what it is. I lost my faith for a little bit there, but I'm getting it back." He also said it looked like the fire had started in our hair salon. That would make sense. As I had discussed with the chiropractor's receptionist: there were two hair shops, a gun shop, and a nail school all on that side. Those chemicals all burn with a passion. Maybe sprinklers would be an excellent idea when they rebuild?

You all take care. Don't leave any appliances plugged in that don't need to be.

Alive and Itchy

Actually, I'm much better now. I should be considering it has been two freaking weeks since I did battle with the ivy.

The ivy won, in case you were wondering.

Black Friday while everyone else was out shopping, I stayed home and did yard work. I had both girls fetching and carrying garbage bags. I can get SO much more accomplished if I don't have to break stride to carry bags to the curb. I had on long sleeves and gloves. I only handled the vines with the gloved hands.

I still got poison ivy. Or oak. Whatever.

The retired pediatrician says Viriginia Creeper looks a whole bunch like one of the ivys. That's got to be the case, as I only saw Virginia Creeper and English Ivy.

I stripped off my work clothes by the washer and walked upstairs to wait for The Boy Child to get out the tub. (He had been in charge of Earthworm Relocation... and played more than worked, as goes his usual help with yard work.) I was standing with my hands on my hips, contemplating Life In General, when it occurred to me that I had not scrubbed up with Dawn dish detergent yet. (Side note: my hips are one of the places I DO NOT have ivy rash. Go figure.) I hopped in the shower and scrubbed all body parts several times. I noticed a bug bite on my right calf.

For about one day I was fine. Then all hell broke loose. As usual, I had managed to get scraped in two places by the ivy on one arm. The scrapes began to get histamine bumps around them. A rash appeared on my left shin. Apparently I scratched the bug bite in my sleep. The bug bite area started looking like poison ivy rash. After that I dressed up to go to bed so I wouldn't spread it any further. I was a mess. Long pajamas, gauze, and various creams were my nightly routine.

I gave it a week to get better, then dragged myself in to see a doctor. I wore shorts and a short-sleeve shirt (under my regular clothes) to show off my boo-boos better without needing to undress. It was still dang cold in the exam room. The doc prescribed prednisone and sulfur-drug antibiotics. The spot on my leg (the original bug bite) continued to get worse. I began to wonder if some bad spider had gotten me.

Finally, Hubby (My Hero!) handed me the cream he had been prescribed for ivy rash. In one night my leg went from bright, angry red to a healing pink.

My arms still itch. It was too hot yesterday to be wearing long-sleeves, but I did anyway. Applying that cream to my arms seems to have helped them a bit, too. But I still itch.

I'm tired of itching.

Outback and the tire rut appology

We returned the Dodge Magnum to the airport today. We went to Outback on the way home. Middle Child was very adamant that she did NOT want to eat at Outback. I informed her she could starve while she watched us eat. Or not. Her choice.

Heather the Waitress was taking our order when disaster struck. One girl knocked the other girl's glass over. It sloshed all over the table. Heather the Waitress ran to grab towels. As we tried to be helpful, I came to the conclusion that it was a good time to make a potty run.

"Mommy," asked Middlest, "why do the doors say 'blokes' and 'sheilas'?"

I explained it was Australian slang for guys and gals. Middlest picked a stall, so I went to the other two to check. There wasn't toilet paper hung in any of the stalls. Middlest's stall had two rolls perched on the toilet tank. I opted to wait for her to get done and use that stall. I locked the door and started to bend over, my eyes on my jeans front.

I connected with the coat hanger on the back of the door. If I don't have a bruise in my hairline tomorrow, it'll be a miracle.

I walked Middlest back to the table and told Charles I needed to go speak with a manager. I headed back towards the door and spoke with the (rather pregnant) hostess. She was indeed some version of manager and she appoligized for my bathroom experience. I complained politely about the toilet paper situation, then quietly whispered, "And it really stinks in there..." Right at that moment, a guy in a blue shirt walked up.

"This is Chris, our store owner. He's the one that can do anything to the building," Pregnant Hostess/Manager began to explain.

I quickly repeated to Chris the Owner what had happened. His jaw dropped. He promised "as soon as the customers clear out tonight, that hook is GONE." Then he mentioned that they would soon be renovating the restrooms.

"If that's the case, the best thing you can do for your ladies' room is to have stalls that open OUT," I suggested.

Pregnant Hostess/Manager nodded her agreement. Chris the Owner stared at us blankly.

"When doors open inward, you have to dance around to get inside and close the door," I explained.

"You have to rub up against the toilets in there just to get in," Pregnant Hostess/Manager added helpfully.

"And if you have a small child with you," I continued, "it's even more complicated."

Pregnant Hostess/Manager offered to go show Chris the Owner right that moment what we were talking about. He caught on that she was joking and thanked me for "the very good input" about the bathrooms. I returned to our table and gave Charles the Headline version of the story. Oldest looked up and stared at Chris the Owner as he arranged tables for a party near us.

"That guy looks like Uncle Jim!"

Having seen Chris the Owner straight on, I didn't notice it. Viewing him from the side, he looked a LOT like my brother. I caught his attention as he neared our table and told him he favored my brother quite a bit.

"Then your brother must be a very fine looking fellow!"

The rest of dinner progressed without drama. The Boy Child not only tore into the Blooming Onion, he ate ALL of his cheeseburger. Wonders will never cease.

Once we got home, I decided to accomplish two things I had put off all day. I headed to Sally Beauty Supply and Wal-mart.

At Sally I got the necessary things for fixing my broken nails. "You don't need all that stuff," the manager said when I came to the checkout. "Put all that back. Buy this stuff. It's what I use." One bottle for $3 versus a handful of items for about $20... SOLD. This super-glue in a nail polish bottle is called "Brush-On Gel Resin", apparently by "ibd" company. It dries a little rough, so there will be buffing/sanding later.

At Wal-mart I assembled the "I'm sorry the tow truck driver left ruts in your yard" basket. The neighbor is diabetic, so I got some fruit, "Motts Healthy Harvest" apple sauce ("with no added sugar!"), three kinds of Gevalia coffee, and six kinds of sugar free candy. I placed it all in a bright red dish pan. I wrapped it all in "Saran Wrap Holiday Colors" green plastic wrap and enclosed a card.

I left it on their front stoop without ringing the bell. I'll let you know if anything is said.

It was one of those days where little goes right

Today was picture day for the younger set, so last night I stayed up ironing shirts for The Boy Child. This morning he agreed that the blue shirt was the one to wear. We put on the spiffy new "zipper" tie. Less than two minutes later, I took the tie back. "You are NOT wearing that to school if you're going to act like that." I was seriously afriad the kid was going to choke himself.

I needed to get some groceries. Instead of spending 20 minutes at the bus stop, I had them load up into Karl the Wonder Truck. Getting out of Karl, TBC fell and got his tan pants muddy. Proving how insensitive and evil I am, I told him to go into school. He wasn't bloodied and I needed to get those groceries and get home before Oldest did. According to The Informant (Middlest) "he cried the whole way inside." At some point during the day his teacher had him change into his emergency pants. He came home wearing camo pants with the tan pants in his book bag.

I arrived at the gate and the guard acted funny. I rolled my window all the way down. The male guard took my ID card away. "Ma'am, we can't let you through the gate," said the female guard. "Your inspection sticker expired... in September." My mouth fell open. How the hell could I have missed that?

"Can I have my ID card back?" I asked. The male guard was walking off with it.

"Yes, ma'am. Turn your truck around and he'll give it to you."

Karl obliged the U-turn and the guard handed over my card. "There's a place across the street that will inspect it for you." He was just trying to be helpful.

"No thank you. I have a place that does that for me." No one was behind me, so I pulled out the cell phone and "parked" at the red light. "Hi, Diane. This is Janie. Can you inspect my truck this morning?"

"Sure, how quick can you get here?" Diane the Office Manager asked sweetly.

"I'm driving straight there."

Diane, the business owner, and I had a lovely conversation. They had just had a customer whose inspection sticker had expired in August, so I was instructed to "don't feel so bad." I asked them to change the oil since I was there. "Mrs. B, the time is up but you haven't driven the miles yet. We checked the viscosity and the oil is still good. Wouldn't you rather wait another month or two?" I LOVE this repair shop. They won't try to get you to pay for something unneccessary. With Karl inspected, I headed home.

Oldest had not beaten me home. I didn't feel like I should go shopping and leave her home alone. Instead, I started work on the tunic-chemise I had cut out early in the morning. The sewing was coming along nicely when Oldest started rattling the door knob. By the time I made it to the foyer, she had it unlocked. "Weren't you supposed to get home earlier from exams?" I asked after she had a minute to unwind.

"The substitute bus driver said, 'No problem, I'll take the Peachtree kids home and be right back for you.' We stood out in the bugs for TWENTY MINUTES!!!"

I waited for the complaining to stop. "In 20 minutes you could have walked home."

I took a break from the sewing and read emails and such on the computer for a bit. I even carried the laptop to the bathroom for several minutes. Hubby finally walked in. "Are you ready to go?"

"No, because you didn't call me."

"Oh yeah??? Check your voice mail..."

I ignored the invitation to fight and got ready to run out the door. I called Oldest to the top of the stairs. "Go into my bedroom and take the portable phone off its charger. Keep it beside you."

"Oh, are you going somewhere?"

I have positively BRILLIANT children.

Hubby drove out to the antique and reproduction store. When the owner saw me, his face lit up. "You're BACK! I'll be with you in just a minute."

I turned to Hubby. "He's happy because he just *knows* he's going to make a sale." We wandered around and decided on a couple of styles. The owner checked to see how we were doing. We went to the catalogue table and flipped through books. The owner was finally done with the other customers, so he turned his full attention to us. We were once again warned that it could take more than two months to get an order shipped. He wrote down numbers, then went to his office to check prices.

The first bedroom set was, ahem, prohibitively expensive. The other two sets were discontinued by their manufacturers. However, one set was on the show room floor. We walked back and looked at it again. "There aren't any bed-side tables," I noted.

"But these coordinate wonderfully," the owner said as he walked to another set, "...with THIS set, which has also been discontinued. I can take the night-stands from this set and sell them to you." We decided this was indeed acceptable.

"So if we buy these discontinued things from the show room.... when can we have them?" I asked cautiously.

"TODAY, if you want them." He agreed to hold them for a few days for us and ran to get tags. We measured the pieces. We agreed to let him know for sure in a couple of days that we wanted them. We'll set up delivery arrangements at that time.

Think that was a nice resolution to a shopping trip? Hah. Now is when things take a down-turn. Hubby was hungry, but didn't want to eat. "I'm going to be driving with Bill. He might want to stop and eat then."

"Honey," I said, "I think you need to stop making excuses for not eating. *IF* Bill wants to eat, I'm sure he'll understand if you're not hungry because you had a late lunch. You need to eat now." We headed to the Wendy's closest to the house. Orders placed and filled, we returned to the car... that would not start.

Halloween mini-Frostys melting in the back seat, I called AAA. I ate the kid's fries. Hubby used his I-Phone to see if Enterprise had a car he could rent, but the on-line service wouldn't allow him to order. It was too close to closing time. "Call them," I said as I handed over my phone. "Ask them to come pick you up," I suggested once he was on the line with an employee.

The Enterprise employee arrived just before the AAA guy. Hubby went to rent a car and I rode back to the house in the tow truck. Since loading a car takes several minutes, especially in the MIDDLE of Wendy's parking lot, Hubby beat me home. He has a Dodge Magnum, so he's happy.

The tow truck driver insisted upon backing up across the NEIGHBOR'S grass. This is the same neighbor that spends all his time working on his yard. This is the same neighbor that build a gazebo in the back yard to keep the herons out of his Koi pond. I wonder what kind of gift basket I can assemble to appologize for the tire ruts.

If you are wondering, the AAA guy thinks it's the starter. I'll worry about that on Monday. In the meantime, I have to order the mattress. It would be a waste to get the nice furniture and not be able to sleep on it.

To This Day, I Wish She Had Been Right

"It's just TV, Mommy."

My baby girl was trying to comfort me. I had screamed in pure horror at the television. How do you explain to a three year old what just happened, especially when you don't know yourself? I needed to calm down, for her sake as well as my own. Finally I was able to speak, but what to say? I tried to think through the haze, to explain without scaring her.

"No, baby, lots of people are dying right now. This very second. This is for real." I stared at the TV. All I could do was pray.

We had taught our daughter well. She knew that things on TV were fake. She knew actors pretended to die, but went home to their sons and daughters at the end of the day. Unfortunately, September 11, 2001, brought home the fact that some things were for real.

I still wish Middlest had been correct.

GOD bless their souls and those that miss them.

It Made Me Smile... maybe due to shopping related

http://punditkitchen.com/2008/08/02/political-pictures-plane-crash-buy-own-gas/

I guess I'm still a little warped from being sick this week... or am I just like this normally?

I'm actually MUCH better now. This morning we even went to the lodge to help clean up. Man, was it HUMID out this morning! And nary a cloud in the sky. The sweat just poured off me.

The chillinz and I returned home and got bathed. The Boy Child: "I don't want to take a bath"... as I'm putting shampoo in his hair.

Hubby returned home in a MOOD. He was exhausted from working all morning, but he cut the grass. As he put up the mower, the rain began to fall. I carried a mug of Gatorade to the bathroom and left Mr. Grumpy alone.

I took Middlest out shopping by herself. She got quite the haul today.* The Boy Child was thought of and bought for. I think he's most looking forward to wearing his new Thomas the Tank Engine pajamas. (Less than $10 for two sets of pjs, what could I do?)

*Friday began the tax free weekend for clothing and school supplies. I took both girls shopping. Oldest got the haul from JC Penny. TBC didn't get a single thing from that expedition.

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest. I'm going to resist the urge to go out shopping again. I want to remain healthy.

We had a mini tornado run through the yard!

It was about 4:40 PM. I was sitting at the compter which is next to the fireplace. The wind began making a strange LOUD sound as it blew across the top of the chimney. "That NOT right!" I exclaimed as I put down the keyboard and raced to the front door.

The girls started shrieking. (They remember the lightning strike VERY well.) "Shut up and stay inside the house," I instructed. The rain was falling lightly and the wind dying down as I opened the front door. A bucket that had previously been in our side yard was in the middle of the lane. The inflatable baby pool was in the neighbor's driveway. A garbage can* was down the street on its side. I retrieved our items and double checked that it wasn't our garbage can. I unlocked the garage pedestrian door and put the container of toys inside.

A fire truck cruised down the street. A couple of the fire fighers eyed me, but since I was obviously fine they continued on. As I returned to our porch, a police cruiser slowly rolled past. "Something happened and they are checking for damage. Turn on the news station."

The 24 hour local news station was running the noon news again. I watched the news scroll across the bottom. No mention of tornadic activity. It wasn't until almost twenty minutes later that I turned over to the regular station and discovered "We've been live with breaking news about the weather situation for the last hour..."

Really? Do you think you could have mentioned it on your other station?

I glanced out into the back yard. Limbs were down all over the place! Most were just twigs, but four long limbs of about one to two inches diamater were up against the dining room. I zipped back out the front door in time to see the neighbor retrieving his garbage can.*

*These garbage cans are about 90 gallon jobbers that the trucks lift to empty.


We soon discovered that others had not been so lucky. There were fatalities in Suffolk. The hospital there was damaged. Several houses were destroyed, many more severely damaged. We saw pictures of vehicles with power poles or trees crunched through them. Several vehicles were flipped. I saw video of a law enforcement officer getting on his hands and knees to check that one upside down car was indeed empty.

Charles was late home. Apparently once they got all the employees down to the ground floor, they wouldn't let them leave. A water spout took out power to part of the base. We saw a cell phone picture of (most likely) the same water spout. The photographer was a friend of the weather lab guy and sent it to him. They had to upload the picture to show it on the news.

Cell phone activity was reported as sporadic. People in Suffolk could receive but not send calls. We are literally two minutes from Suffolk, but most of the damage appears to be 20 to 30 minutes away from our house.

When I finally got tired of listening, they had just reported that the governor will be making disaster area declarations very soon.

And in the middle of all of this, I had a child having a temper tantrum. Got to love Motherhood.

April 23, Catching up on Blogging

Where do I begin?

My MasterCard Moment:

New toilet for kids: $188;

Total spent at 3 stores over 3 days because old toilet was leaking and to "do it right": $1100 and counting;

4 days of "family togetherness": PRICELESS.


We had a nice visit with my parents for Spring Break. Most all of Grandma’s great-grandchildren, all of her children, and all of her grandchildren* came to see her in one day. That was nice for her and the rest of us.

*Jim intended to visit when we had dinner at his restaurant, but I don’t know for sure that he made it out to the Island.

On both the trip South and the return North, we stopped and saw my in-laws for a couple of hours. As I was trying to untangle a few tomato plants for MIL, I broke one. It was one of the few things I managed to get done (planted) the day after our return home.

Why? Heh. Read on.

After a nice breakfast out Wednesday morning, Hubby announced we should go visit Lowe’s. “The kids need a new toilet in their bathroom.” Lowe’s was running their normal “spend $299 at one time and get zero interest for 12 months.” We scoped out what we wanted, then returned home to take measurements and make a list.

Then the Hell began.

I lost track of how many trips to Lowe’s and Churchland Hardware that my poor Karl had to make. I did have the fore-thought to completely empty Karl’s bed. The two large boxes which act as Karl the Wonder Truck’s “trunk” had to take up temporary residence in our living room.

Hubby and Oldest came tearing into the house after that first shopping expedition at Lowe’s. “I’m LATE!” He had a meeting that would start in a few minutes. I told him to not worry about the stuff and just go. Several minutes after he left, the phone rang…

“Um, Janie, is he home?”

“No.” I could almost hear the panic start to build. The whole meeting depended upon Hubby’s presence. “He left several minutes ago. He’s probably pulling up to the Lodge right now.”

The girls really didn’t understand the meaning of “clean the bathroom completely of ALL stuff”. The girls took their last baths in their tub. We got everything movable out. When we ripped up the ancient linoleum, the scope of the problem hit us. There was mold around the toilet hole. A radius of more than twelve inches was pure black.

The whole floor needed to be replaced. The old toilet was temporarily moved to the tub. Various tools and the garbage can sat with the toilet.

All the new fixtures for the bathroom were removed from Karl and carried to the living room. We could barely move through the room. Hubby consulted with Dad via telephone and made a new materials list. I took a turn at gathering materials. Churchland Hardware didn’t have “flooring” plywood. We decided to send Hubby to Lowe’s instead. I insisted he get a power miter saw.

Yes, I insisted my husband purchase power tools. (Tim Allen would be so proud.)

We used the zip-rip-something saw that my parents gave Hubby for Christmas. We carefully removed the plywood from the center of the room. The toilet had leaked at some point in the distant past, but all was dry.

I worked around Hubby and managed to get the room painted. Just like in our bathroom, the rocket scientist that installed the sink couldn’t figure out what to do with the slightly too large sink top… so he cut holes in the wall to make it fit. (I would still very much like to find this person and slap the crap out of him.) With the old sink top removed, the wall needed to be patched. I had to balance mud drying time and priming and painting.

Gazing at the sheetrock of the kitchen ceiling, I made an observation. “If we were to install a light over the sink, now would be a good time to do it, rather than trying to do it all from below at some future point.”

This decision added at least one day to the job. Everyone had to take baths in our bathroom. The children were forced to use the downstairs toilet.

To be continued…

February 29, 2008

Normally I give my blogs a title, but it's not every year we have a 29th of February.


I felt a bit like Bob Barker... or Drew Carey for you babies.

"Child Number One, come on down!"

The first contestant had a seat on the sofa. "Tell your father why your assistant principal had to call me today AND you have In School Suspension tomorrow..."

"Go to your room. Child Number Three, come on down!"

The second contestant took his seat. "Tell your father why you've been suspended from school for three days..."

"Go to your room. Child Number Two, come on down!" I didn't tell her she was a winner. Instead she was instructed to get her shoes and coat.

"Why?"

I gave her The Look.

"Ohhh..."

"Here's the key. Unlock the car door. It's the round one... teeth down... umm, turn left... still locked? Turn right..." She finally got the door open. "Drat, I forgot something." I returned with two LARGE Slurpee cups.

She squealed with glee.

"The Good Child gets the Slurpee."

Mommy gets one, too. Just "because".

I want one!

Ooo, let the linky love begin.

Those of you that know me personally know how I feel about guns, especially if I made you sit through a retelling of my “nightmare” about the bad guys coming in the old style Southern house with enclosed porch. Haven’t heard that one? Remind me to tell it another day.

As nice Mr. LawDog (http://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/) suggested, I hippy-hopped over to read his friend’s blog: http://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/ . Scrolling down to the bottom of the page, what do I see?

http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-ar-15---evil-black-rifle-meets-cute-and.aspx

I know four members of my family will want one, but three are under age.

The Boy Child is a HUGE Hello Kitty fan. He constantly irritates his sisters by using their Hello Kitty dishes that were imported straight from Japan. Unfortunately, Grandma and Company* only bought in pairs. We have two girls, right?

Hubby just walked in and remarked, “It’s a good rifle. Want one?” I love my Hubby.

*”And Company” would be Grandma’s sister, niece, and assorted friends. I find it quite amusing to find the warning “For Sale Only Inside Japan” all over the Hello Kitty stuff.

I sang karaoke

My first try at karaoke was twelve years ago. The MIL couldn't understand why I couldn't sing "Unchained Melody". Later that week we watched "Ghost".

"Oh... that is a different tempo and key..."

Today I sat with the song directory, attempting to find SOMETHING I knew. I attempted a couple of things before finding one I *knew*. The karaoke system graded your performance. (What it's grading criteria were, I have no clue...) I recieved my best score for "Copacabana."

Someone, who shall for the moment remain nameless, recorded my rendition of "YMCA". Middlest was doing the singing with the microphone, so I just did the motions. I dare you to post it, child.

Before we left, Middlest and I sang "We are the Champions". Middlest needs to learn to use a bit of volume. She sang louder without the microphone in front of her.

We'll both do better next time.

As we walked out the door, our host did his Louis Armstrong imititation to "What a Wonderful World". Just wow.

I survived Chuck E. Cheese and nine 5 year olds...

I'm breathing a big sigh of relief now. We had a good time at Chuck E. Cheese for CS's birthday party.

In all, 22 invitations were sent out. RSVPs rolled in this week from about half the invitees. Eight said they would show up. I suppose for prime vacation season, we did well.

Having scheduled the party for Noon, we arrived at 11:30.

I remembered to bring the 105 tokens we had at home. As children arrived or checked back in, I would give them three tokens. This kept them relatively close at hand while we waited for the pizzas.

The only real thing to bug me was being told to have the children sit down because Chuck E. was coming out to sing Happy Birthday. We waited over ten minutes: an eternity to the five year old set. Pizza was eaten. The cake was cut and eaten. After having told the kids (till I was blue in the face) to sit back down, now I told them "Yes! Get up and go play!" We passed out tokens and stood back.

At 1:30, we had to clear our table. We were allowed to move our stuff to a booth and Hubby carried the gifts and extra stuff outside. All the guests left some time after 2:00.

After an eternity at the ticket redemption counter, we finally walked to the truck. I noted the time on the way home: 3:56 PM.

FOUR AND A HALF HOURS at Chuck E. Cheese. My ears are still ringing.

I need a drink. A stiff drink. See y'all later.

The children are feeling better

It seems that I planned badly and every day this week we have some sort of appointment. (Cue the whiney children...)

Based upon the way they all acted (read: argued) at Oldest's physical yesterday, they are completely healed. Heading out the door to my doctor's appointment today, I instructed the girls to each bring a book. "You get a toy," I told the boy. I should have specified "a quiet toy".

Both girls were told to stay in the waiting room when the nurse called me back. "You are with me, boy," I said firmly. There was no room for argument. I allowed him to demonstrate "Shake 'n Go Mater" for both the nurse and the doctor. "Now switch him off. He's too noisy and we need to talk."

Between the nurse and doctor, Youngest demanded the April issue of "Martha Stewart Living". It was the pretty magazine with Easter stuff on the cover. He turned a few pages. "There's no Easter eggs!" he whined.

"Keep turning pages. They're in there. You're in the middle of the ads in the front. Keep going." He gave me the "you can't possibly know what you are talking about" look. Several pages later, he got to the food section. Now bored with the magazine, he dropped it on the floor and ran Mater over it.

The good news is that I shall live. My cholestrol is "excellent" and won't need to be checked again for a few years.

I've been a little too busy to post. Here's why.

"What happened?" you might ask. Even today, tonsillectomies and adenoidectomies are not without complications. Complications of the "Is my child bleeding to death?" type. Multiply that by two.

I had thought, how silly of me, that getting them both done on the same day would be a GOOD THING (TM). I was wrong.

Big Sister (a.k.a. Oldest) did just fine, but she had two separate procedures separated by three years. I'm still grumpy with that first doctor for refusing to remove her tonsils with her adenoids when she was four. By the time she was almost seven, Oldest was back to snoring. We went to a different doctor and he removed her tonsils. She ate a hot dog, albeit cut into small pieces, after her adenoidectomy. Likewise, I can recall no major issues when Oldest had her tonsillectomy.

*Sigh.*

I don't normally post pictures of my family on this blog, but today is a little different. Perhaps you will understand more when you read the following timeline.

Timeline for T&A Tuesday, June 12

07:15 We arrive at surgery center.
08:00 CS goes into OR.
08:30 JM goes into OR.
10:30 CS goes home.
11:30 JM almost faints, curls into fetal position, nose bleeding.
13:00 JM goes back into OR to have right side of adenoid site cauterized.
14:00 JM and I head home.
14:30 CS wakes from nap with blood on shirt, pillow, and hands.
15:00? CS spits up small amount of blood.
16:00 CS vomits 100cc of DARK blood.
17:30 CS vomits 300cc of DARK blood. I contact on-call doc.
17:35 Doctor instructs me to take CS to Obici ER.
17:40 CS projectile vomits blood into ice cream bucket before I get past the neighbors’ house.
17:41 I begin my attempt to set new land speed record to Obici.
18:00? I note lack of attention caused by passing busy weigh station @ 80mph.
18:05 Left lane of US58 opens up and I discover Caddy CAN do 100…
18:15 Arrive Obici ER.
18:16 Male ER patient asks, “Did he do that?” and points at bucket. Same patient announces to nurse, “You’ve got a lady with a boy and a bucket of blood you MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT!” (I thanked the man later.)
18:20 ER crew is getting history from me and IV into CS.
18:25 “Hurry up and wait” begins as we wait for Admissions Clerk.
19:00 CS is in surgery to cauterize his right tonsil site.
20:30 Recovery Room Nurse and I discover CS to be first ever patient to have surgery with his shoes on. Then she gives him morphine.
22:30 The bed assigned to CS is for patients in traction. Evil, foolish nurse calls them “monkey bars”.
23:30 I finally convince CS to let nurse know he needs something to be able to sleep. And, no, they are NOT monkey bars. (This speech is to be repeated at least three more times during the night.)
EVERY HOUR DURING THE DAMNED NIGHT: The IV pole alarms and is not heard at nurses’ station. I must wake up enough to push call button so they will reset it.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13
09:00? Hubby & JM arrive. I finally get to eat some food down in the cafeteria.
10:30 Hubby stays with CS. I take JM home.
11:05 I change answering machine message and pass out on sofa.
13:30? CS is discharged.

#1. I thank GOD for the GOD-given Mother Instinct which said, "Do not take JM home while her nose is bleeding. This is not normal, no matter what these nurses say." Within the hour, the nurses were agreeing with me whole-heartedly.

#2. I thank GOD for having me realize CS's vomiting was NOT a "wait and see" situation.

#3. Since finally catching up on my sleep, I no longer want to slap the nurse that said "monkey bars", however I would like to point out to her that it was a BAD THING, especially since she was NOT the person tasked with keeping CS from falling out of the bed all night.

Monkey bars, indeed.

Now, if CS will decide to talk again, I will be happier. I do not blame him for refusing to open his mouth or speak in front of "others" after the past couple of days he has had.

When we went to get CBCs (Complete Blood Counts) done on JM and CS today at the urging of their regular pediatrician, the lab tech was practicly in tears as she apologized for having to hurt him some more. The techs could see all the tape residue and needle marks on both of his arms. JM was very brave and sat in the chair all by herself and willingly bared her arms for the techs to choose a vein to draw her blood.

The pediatrician called late in the afternoon to say, "Neither one lost enough blood to 'hurt them', but they need to start on vitamins with iron to build them back up."

How was your week? Mine stunk. BIG TIME.

Feeding time at the zoo

Since I promised to share more of the Zoo Snooze, here's a scene from the barnyard. You would be able to see Middlest, if it weren't for the goats who were VERY excited to be fed. Moments previous to the shutter click, Middlest was posing on the wooden fence. When the zoo helpers approached with breakfast, all heck broke loose! She and the other children screeched and moved backwards to stay away from the hooves.

Goats can be such pigs.

Falling in the Garage

I decided to make spaghetti for dinner. The pasta was stored in the garage refrigerator, so I bravely struggled through the mess left from replacing the side door. Balancing on the bottom step, I reached wa-a-ay over the bucket of gardening tools and opened the freezer.

I chose to fall at this point. I thought about Crystal’s fall. Somehow, in managing to keep from falling completely in the floor, I struck my wrist on something HARD. I then remembered that Crystal’s leg had been broken. No! Not me! I NEED my right wrist…

Meanwhile, back in the house…

Hubby looked up and asked Middlest, “Did your mother just say something?”

“Yes,” she calmly replied.

“Go find out what she needs!” he yelled at her.

At this point, I returned to the laundry room. Having overheard his command, I explained the situation. “I smacked my wrist when I was falling. I’m sorry, I can’t reach the spaghetti and I don’t think I can use my wrist right now. Please try to go get it for me.” I went straight to the kitchen freezer and pulled out the bag of Japanese sweet rice. Rice, unlike green peas, doesn’t get mushy as it thaws and can be re-frozen with little problem. We use the same bag of sweet rice for all our boo-boos.

Hubby returned to the kitchen with the found spaghetti. He launched into lecture mode. “Your mother might have needed help. You should have went to see what she needed without me telling you,” he told Middlest.

“I heard what she said,” Middlest insisted quietly.

“She said, ‘Damn, that hurt!’”

Don’t you just love kids? Maybe next time I need to scream something about dying? Or hound dogs sitting on my face.

Karl Is Tired of Driving to Lowe’s

Today was the day the garage door was replaced. This was the original, wooden, pedestrian door; rather than the one you drive cars through.

We started out as a family. “Where are we going?” the kids pestered. “What are we doing? When are we going to be there?” The questions persisted until we turned into Lowe’s Home Improvement Super Store’s drive way. They were disappointed it wasn’t some place “fun”, but they rallied.

“I want a Bob the Builder book!” Youngest insisted. The girls took turns pushing the buggy with brother as rider. I picked up some pamphlets. Oldest was instructed to put pamphlets back. On it went the whole trip.

“The exterior door is 36 inches, right?” Hubby asked, confident he was right.

“No,” I burst his bubble, “it’s only 32 inches. Don’t you recall we had this discussion when we replaced the front door? IT is 36 inches. The side door is 32.”

“You are mistaken,” he insisted.

I was right.

We returned home and fed the children lunch. Hubby headed out to purchase the 32 inch steel door. When he returned and dragged it across the lawn, he discovered something else:

He needed a left hand door.

The right hand door needed to go back. I volunteered to take it. Oldest invited herself along for the ride. After much waiting, I was given a door “fresh off the truck”. The associates even had to remove staples and plastic wrap to get it off the pallet.

The correct door, Oldest, and I returned home. I hustled children into the backyard for some gardening fun. Much screaming and whining followed. The beans and peas found themselves in the dirt, in somewhat of a straight line. Hubby was making some interesting noises with power tools. The gnats had found Hubby and were enjoying their tasty snack.

Children were sent indoors to watch television. Of course, they failed to watch the channel they had been instructed to watch. Between checking on them, I helped Hubby with the final “stick the door in the hole” process. I also sprayed the grass with Malathion to annoy the gnats and other “No See Ums”. The cloud of irritating insects seemed to clear away from Hubby.

The new frame comes perfectly square. The old doorway is never square. Hubby finally shoved the door kit into place and stepped back. “That looks good,” he mused. Grabbing the level, he checked one side. “(Expletive), it’s square!” He checked the other side. He repeated his original dirty word.

“Check the top,” I suggested. It too was square.

“Where’s the lock set?”

“I don’t know. Are you sure we have one?”

Karl the Wonder Truck made his fourth trip to Lowe’s. First was the whole family, followed by Hubby getting the wrong door, then my two trips. Karl was about to show how grumpy he was getting.

I was heading to the check out when I heard music. “Sounds like someone dropped a cell phone back there. Dang! that’s close to me. Oh, crud, it’s MY phone.” It was not easy trying to look for a cell phone while not dropping the two pieces of trim board. I missed the call. When I finally got to the phone, I saw it was a call from home. “Did you call me?” I asked as soon as Hubby answered.

“Yes, your Dad called. He said you should get the new locks keyed to match the front door.”

Brilliant!

After a nice chat with the locksmith, I struggled to carry my purchases to the counter. I really should have gotten a buggy this time. I took the locks, the trim pieces, and the magnetic curtain rod to the truck. How could I get them all inside without leaving Karl’s hatch open on the Interstate? Aha! The windows! A couple of trips back and forth, and I have the ten foot length of trim board from the cab to the tail gate. The windows were hard to open. This was not good.

I got home and handed Hubby the locks. The instructions fell out of the bag and Hubby couldn’t find them. “Floor,” I said as I reached for the WD-40. The WD-40 REFUSED to spray. What the heck? So next I found the bottle of Three-In-One Oil. Much oil was spread upon the tracks and Karl decided to finally allow his windows to be closed.

Hubby managed to get the door knob installed. Small bits of wood had to be removed so stuff would fit properly. He admitted temporary defeat and went inside to warm up. After a short period of staring at the dead bolt in his hand while sitting upon the sofa, Hubby decided to try again.

The long and short of it: it’s done.

New exterior, steel, 9-pane door: $125.
New locks re-keyed to fit your existing keys: $65.
Magnetic curtain rod to hide the mess in the garage: $12.
Number of trips to “Make it Happen”: 4.
Saying “I’m done”: Priceless.

Traveling With Children

We did it again. We traveled eight hours with three kids and survived. That would be “eight hours EACH WAY”, if you cared to know.

We have had issues in the past with Youngest. His car seat sits in the middle of the back seat. Even as a baby, he would wait until a sister would finally fall asleep against his chair, then the torturing would begin.

Hair was yanked out. Youngest sometimes jabbed a finger in their ear. He especially enjoyed SHREIKING into an unconscious sister’s ear. The girls would cry “Make him leave us alone! We aren’t doing anything to him!”

Thankfully, we appear to be beyond that stage. (Thank GOD.)

This trip I gave Oldest a book she had never read.* (Pookie’s son really enjoyed it, so I grabbed a copy for us.) Oldest became convinced we were stopping at every rest area. She didn’t realize that she was so engrossed in her book that she didn’t hear our conversations about planning our next stop. “No one is complaining; let’s plan on maybe an hour up the road?” For all she knew, we were stopping just to make her put down the book. I hid the book while at my parents’ house, so she couldn’t finish it before we returned home.

Middlest also got a new book. “The Farmers’ Almanac for Kids” is filled with facts very similar to the old record books that were popular when I was in school. Instead of just mentioning the name of the man from Virginia with the record for most lightning strikes (7 official, 8th not reported), the book spent two pages telling his story. Middlest’s nose stayed in the book most of both trips.

Youngest received a model Hummer from the Easter Bunny. The hood snapped shut with a loud click. I started to worry something was breaking on Karl the Wonder Truck, so we had to finally take the toy from him. When Hubby attempted to return it later, Youngest was still so mad that he refused to touch it. Youngest told grandparents all about his Easter Bunny truck and played with it on their living room floor. He hasn’t figured out yet that it is still at their house. On the way home, Youngest finally managed to pass out and take a MUCH needed nap.

We visited their other set of grandparents on the way home. That broke up the journey nicely and we still managed to get home before dark.

Now I just have to tackle the load of laundry.

*Post Edit: "Eragon" by Christopher Paolini

His Week Versus Mine

The Hubby has returned home. You might even say “triumphantly”. He had happy hour while he networked one night. He made his instructors happy that he asked so many good questions. Finally finished with his class, he drove home today.

Meanwhile, I have been dealing with a killer migraine all week. It started gently enough on Monday as just a mild annoyance at the back of my head. Little did I know IT was planning to HURT me.

I awoke Wednesday to Middlest screaming, “I’m going to throw up!!!” As the day went on, the other two fell out also. The migraine kicked it up a notch. Isn’t it lovely how stress and worry can fuel a headache?

Thursday began with Attack of the Killer Migraine Part IDon’tKnowJustKillMeNow and children that felt WONDERFUL. They didn’t have to go to school, so OF COURSE they felt wonderful. I loaded them up and off to the chiropractor we went. I apologized for any germs we might be leaving behind, but I felt like my head was going to explode. Even after the adjustment, the migraine was so bad (How bad was it?), I had my face covered with a dish towel during nap time. As the children played noisily all day, I promised they WERE going to school on Friday, whether they started puking again or not. I. HAD. HAD. ENOUGH.

Friday got everyone off to school and I headed back over to the chiropractor. Since this time I wasn’t in severe pain before he touched me, the doctor did a much better adjustment. I finally made it to the grocery store. I had a sub sandwich at my favorite shop. I reluctantly picked children up from school. We survived Friday night.

Oldest had to go to a school function early on Saturday morning. The younger two and I went to go see the baby chicks at the feed and seed store. We got a bonus visit from a Momma Cat. Middlest kept asking where her babies were. “She’s had enough, so she walked away from them. Maybe their tummies will empty out a bit and they’ll appreciate her more when she decides to go back.” The store owner grinned at me. “I’ve been a cat owner all my life, until last August,” I told him, “Then in November I found out I was allergic to cats. No wonder I always had bad sinuses.” Middlest and Youngest were allowed to pet the cat all they cared.

“She just showed up her before Christmas. I can’t believe anyone would throw her out. She is just so loving.” He paused his work to watch the kids play with her a minute. I’m sure that had I not told him about my allergy, I would have been pressured into taking a kitten home. Maybe another day. (Big sigh.) More allergy shots for Janie first. I like breathing through my nose.

Then Hubby drove up. Our days have once again meshed. My “back up” is here at last. Hey! Not to mention, my package I’ve been waiting on. Gotta go run play with pretty things!